- You can't buy cocoa pops / Frosties in the UK (we rarely take them to the supermarket, preferring online shopping).
- When the Ice Cream Van plays music it is calling for more ice cream as it has run out.
- If they are exhibiting an annoying behaviour I tell them that a random sign says that is banned in where ever we are.
- The balloons on sale in the highstreet are only for show or only Grannies are allowed to buy them.
Does anyone else have any corkers? Am I missing any other tricks?