Clara has a shiner. I should be horrified for the poor wee love, she thwacked her face on a slide in softplay last week. And I am, I really am. But still you HAVE to appreciate a good bruise and oh my, it is a good one. Starts on her cheek bone and then works its way up to her eye with a myriad of colours as well!
I mean is that not a seriously impressive bruise?! It is the Clara Way, if you are going to do it... do a Good Job of it!
The Kamikaze Kid rules supreme!
Oh and I have absolutely NOT been telling her to tell people that the Easter Bunny beat her up... No sir not me!