Clara is, as many know, boob obsessed. Well as I dried her for her shower she took the time to play with my boobs with much joy. Then her father entered post shower and laughed with us, especially as I asked Clara some questions about her and my body, and her Daddy's.
Me: What did mummy's boobs make?
Me: Where did the milk come from?
C: Yours nipples
Me: that's right... do you have nipples?
C: [searches down top] YES!
Me: Does Daddy have nipples?
C: [Goes for a hug with Daddy] Yes!
Daddy: Mine don't make milk though, they are muscles not nice boobs like Mummy's [thank you dearest!]
C: [looks confused]
Me: That is because Daddy is a boy darling. What does Daddy have that we don't?
C: [mulls it over for a little bit] APPLE JUICE!